The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."