Paintings

Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist's work.
They finally went with mine.
"I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral," I said.
"No," said the boy. "Your painting's wider, so it'll cover more holes in our wall."
Who is this Rorschach dude and why does he paint so many paintings of my father beating me?
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