Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!