Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.