Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.