Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?