Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.