Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?