Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.