Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.