Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.