Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.