Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.