Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.