Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?