Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?