Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?