Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines will get you that special someone's phone number!

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?