“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso