“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard