“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali