“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow