“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc