“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous