"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” — Ed Bernard
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower