"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
– Franklin P. Jones
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
"A Cancer's bed is their sanctuary. Therefore, if you can't find them, look under the down comforter."
— Unknown
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.”
George Carlin
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally sh** myself lifeless.” – Bill Bryson
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”
- Lloyd Alexander.
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” – Frank A. Clark
“The household cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.”
- Valeriu Butulescu.
Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. -- Fred Allen
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright