Funny Quotes

The funniest quotes that have made us laugh for years, plus some more modern ones...

Funny Quotes

"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"Between men and women, there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

- Oscar Wilde
“The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.”
Scott Adams
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower