“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Tomorrow is Thanksgiving! It’s the day you forget about all the fighting and division in the world and just focus on all the fighting and division in your family.” — Jimmy Fallon
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
- Charles De Gaulle.
"The politicians say 'we' can't afford a tax cut. Maybe we can't afford the politicians."
— Steve Forbes
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
“Thanks TSA, I haven’t been touched like that since prom night.”
— Meaghan O’Connell
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
- William Arthur Ward
“Mother-daughter disagreements were, in hindsight, basically mother stating the truth and daughter taking her own sweet time coming around.”—Barbara Delinsky
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."