"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen"
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“I’m totally ‘that dad’ who leaves a note in my son’s lunch box. One day I’ll actually start putting food in there also.”
- Steve Ryan.
"Aries people pick up steam while everyone else is running out of gas."
— Joanna Martine Woolfolk
“I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” — Stephen Colber
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Oh, here's an idea: Let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all." - Jimmy Fallon
"It's fun to complain with someone. Nothing brings us together more than complaining about other people. That might be the thing that holds us together more than anything." Lew Schneider
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West