“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”—Lucille Ball
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.” – Robert Brault
“If your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck.”
- Jeff Foxworthy.
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
– Dylan Thomas
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother—and they will settle for a puppy every time.”—Winston Pendelton
There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who’s Mary Astor? … Get me Mary Astor… Get me a Mary Astor type… Get me a young Mary Astor… Who’s Mary Astor?
Mary Astor