"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.