“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson