“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller