"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison