“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.