“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.