"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
― Amy Neftzger
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.”
― Unknown
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
“Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.”
― Unknown
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
― Unknown
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck