"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
— W.C. Fields
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
― Unknown
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
"If I hold a can of soda up to my ear and listen carefully, I can hear my bones pleading for a glass of milk."
– Bridger Winegar
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan