“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
― Unknown
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
— P. J. O'Rourke
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles