“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
– Mitch Hedberg
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“Everything goes better with tacos.”
― Rachel Caine
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
— P. J. O'Rourke
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
“How do I like my eggs? In a cake.”
― Unknown
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller