“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
"If I hold a can of soda up to my ear and listen carefully, I can hear my bones pleading for a glass of milk."
– Bridger Winegar
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
“Another day, another 13,000 calories.”
— Andy Lassner
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.”
― Unknown