“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
– Mitch Hedberg
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
“The key to my heart looks a whole lot like a plate of pasta.”
― Unknown
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!”
― Madeline Oles
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”
― Andrew W.K.
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”
― Amy Neftzger
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
— Will Rogers
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
— Orson Welles
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot