Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?