Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.