Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.