Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.