Clothes Pick Up Lines

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Clothes Pick Up Lines

If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.