Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.