Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.