Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.