The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.