Clothes Pick Up Lines

These funny pick up lines are as smooth as silk!

Clothes Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!