"How many Taureans does it take to change a lamp? None. Taureans don't like to change anything."
“The archer will walk up to you, give you a hearty slap on the back and a wide, friendly grin. Then he’ll greet you with a remark like, ‘How the heck do you manage to look so young when you’re as old as you are?'”
— Linda Goodman
"A Cancer's bed is their sanctuary. Therefore, if you can't find them, look under the down comforter."
— Unknown
"No one betrays a Gemini and gets off without a sound ear-bashing."
— Richard MacDonald
"A Taurus always appears to be calm and steady, even when they feel like punching you in the face."
— Unknown
“Not telling me something because you don’t want to piss me off is probably the best way to piss me off.”
— ScorpioQuotes.com