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Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not." - Mark Twain
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
There's a New Bull in Town Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows." Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp. First Bull: "Ahhhh... actually I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend." Second Bull: "I.. I have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few." They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting. First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish - let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it." Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a BULL."
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
It's dishwasher safe!
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
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