"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
"The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock."
– Unknown
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
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