“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
The temperature can only go up from here.
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
“In spring we are on Earth; in summer we are on Earth; in autumn we are on Earth, but in winter we are in another planet; winter is another planet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“Welcome, winter. Your late dawns and chilled breath make me lazy, but I love you nonetheless. ” — Terri Guillemets
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ” — W.J. Vogel
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?”
– Terry Pratchett
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers
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