“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?”
– Terry Pratchett