"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray