Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.