Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
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