How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
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