Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
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