What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
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