Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
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