Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
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