Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
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