Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
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