Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
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