Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
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