“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
– George Carlin
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
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