“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
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