"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
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