“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
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