“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman