“Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt, and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes—oh, and directions.”
– Jenn McKinlay
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
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