“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
– George Carlin
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
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