“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.”
– Enzo Ferrari
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
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