"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-brake on."
- Maxwell Maltz
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
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