“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.'”
– Rita Rudner
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”
– Dave Barry
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
“A car’s weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“Driving is boring,” Rabbit pontificates, “but it’s what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.”
– John Updike
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