Funny Tax Quotes

Check out these famous and hilariously witty quotes about taxes!

Funny Tax Quotes

"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax."
— Thomas Dewar
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
- Albert Einstein
“For every tax problem, there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated-and wrong.”
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream”
– Bill Murray
"Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose more money than any single person in your life with the possible exception of your kids."
― Harvey Mackay
"Death, taxes, and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them."
― Margaret Mitchell
"If cigarette taxes are meant to discourage smoking, wouldn’t income taxes discourage working?"
"The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
- Will Rogers
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
- Will Rogers
"You don't pay taxes ― they take taxes."
― Chris Rock
[on filing for tax returns] "This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher."
- Albert Einstein
"Taxes grow without rain."
- Jewish Proverb
"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
- Winston Churchill
“Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?”
– Peg Bracken
"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."
- Fred Allen