“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande