Funny Stupidity and Foolishness Quotes

These silly and witty sayings give a positive spin to this otherwise touchy subject!

Funny Stupidity and Foolishness Quotes

“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell