“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous