“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous