“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith