Funny Stupidity and Foolishness Quotes

These silly and witty sayings give a positive spin to this otherwise touchy subject!

Funny Stupidity and Foolishness Quotes

“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous