"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard