"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes