“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq