“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal