“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein