"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous