“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous