“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous