“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard