“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”