“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
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"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
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“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
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"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
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"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
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“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
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