"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous