“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne