"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque