"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous