"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw