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pandan leaf Jokes

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Tea Puns
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Swimming Puns
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Nature Puns
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green
How did the apple tree get the job? It had the right qua-leaf-ications!
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
Garden Puns
Leaf me alone.
Let’s take a leaf of faith.
I’ll never leaf you.
My leaf blower doesn’t work. It just sucks!
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
The Nun and the Fig Leaf
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. But when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.” “Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause! She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?” “Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?” “No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun. “You see,” laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
Lightning Puns
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
Flower Pick Up Lines
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Spring Puns
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Chicken Puns
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Movie Pick Up Lines
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Wind Puns
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Flower Puns
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
Tree Puns
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
Hockey Puns
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Juice Puns
What do you call a cup of leaf juice that doesn’t want to be a dad?
Absent-tea parent.
The Spirit of Christmas
Three men die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates they're greeted by Saint Peter Peter says to them: "I will let you into heaven if you can show me a spirit of Christmas." The first man pulls out a leaf from his pocket and says "This represents the Christmas tree." He is allowed into heaven The second man pulls out his keys and jingles them "These represent bells." He is allowed into heaven The third man pulls out a pair of women's underwear and shows them to St. Peter, who is taken aback. "Good lord what do THOSE represent?!" The third man says "Oh well, these are Carol's."
Rabbit Puns
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Koala Puns
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Wear green, or leaf.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
It's So Hot... One Liners
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
Puns
My leaf blower doesn’t work.
It just sucks!
Irish Puns
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Love Puns
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
"I wood never leaf you."
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Fall Puns
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Book Puns
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Valentines Day Puns
I wood never leaf you.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Plant Puns
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.