What caliber is Chekhov's gun?
Catch-22.
What is Tesla's favorite gun?
A musket
A functional gun shoots
While a broke one needs troubleshooting.
Guns don’t kill people...
Bullets, it’s bullets that kill people.
Should a gun company rename themselves "Question"?
That's a loaded Question
What do you call babies with guns?
Infantry.
Octopus: [holding a gun in each hand]
Cat: You're one short buddy.
Why did the man bring a gun to the clock factory?
To kill some time.
What kind of gun would a cat have?
A Mauser.
What gun does a military chef use?
A salt rifle.
What do you call a problematic person with a gun?
A troubleshooter.
What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
Lambo.
I’m sure my wife has been putting glue on my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
What did the British man say to the man with the submachine gun he's never met?
Uzi?
What do you call the first person to kill someone with a gun?
First person shooter
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex...
He's a small arms dealer.
Never criticize a gun owner until you've walked a mile in his shoes
That way he'll be barefoot and you'll be out of range.