Rejection Pick Up Lines

Learn the funniest rejection pick up lines to give the most hilarious answers to cheesy lines.

Rejection Pick Up Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.