Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.