Rejection Pick Up Lines

Learn the funniest rejection pick up lines to give the most hilarious answers to cheesy lines.

Rejection Pick Up Lines

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.