Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!