Rejection Pick Up Lines

Learn the funniest rejection pick up lines to give the most hilarious answers to cheesy lines.

Rejection Pick Up Lines

Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.