Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.