“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it.” — Groucho Marx
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock