“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi