"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin