“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde