“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson